Archive for August, 2008


Thinking of switching to Linux

I’ve been forced onto a 4-or-so-year-old laptop. It’s decent enough, but battles with the behemoth that is Windows. I’ve spent this arvo looking into Linux… very confusing! It actually looks pretty good, but it will never take off as long as there are more versions than there are types of toothbrush.

My biggest concerns are:

  • Which one? So many choices!
  • Usability – will I be able to work out how to use it?
  • Microsoft Office – since I already own the 2007 version, I’d like to use it. Can’t work out if I would be able to under Linux.
  • iTunes – since me and my iPod are pretty tight, y’know?
  • Networking – pretty important to be able to get onto the uni network. Almost as important is our home internet. I’m scared Linux will cause problems.

Have you played around with Linux? Any advice/help would be much appreciated!

Parachutes, prosperity, and the gospel

Kat said in a comment: “I suspect that those drawn into accepting [prosperity] theology may also unwittingly perceive faith as a kind of insurance policy against life’s hardships.”

Amen! It reminded me of a great bit of Hell’s Best Kept Secret:

The tragedy of modern evangelism is because around the turn of the century when it forsook the law in its capacity to convert the soul, to drive sinners to Christ, modern evangelism had to, therefore, find another reason for sinners to respond to the gospel. And the issue that modern evangelism chose to attract sinners was the issue of “life enhancement”. The gospel degenerated into “Jesus Christ will give you peace, joy, love, fulfillment, and lasting happiness.” …

Two men are seated in a plane. The first is given a parachute and told to put is on as it would improve his flight. He’s a little skeptical at first because he can’t see how wearing a parachute in a plane could possibly improve the flight. After a time he decides to experiment and see if the claim is true. As he puts it on he notices the weight of it upon his shoulders and he finds that he has difficulty in sitting upright. However, he consoles himself with the fact that he was told the parachute would improve the flight. So, he decides to give the thing a little time. As he waits he notices that some of the other passengers are laughing at him, because he’s wearing a parachute in a plane. He begins to feel somewhat humiliated. As they begin to point and laugh at him and he can stand it no longer, he slinks in his seat, unstraps the parachute, and throws it to the floor. Disillusionment and bitterness fill his heart, because, as far as he was concerned, he was told an outright lie.

The second man is given a parachute, but listen to what he’s told. He’s told to put it on because at any moment he’d be jumping 25,000 feet out of the plane. He gratefully puts the parachute on; he doesn’t notice the weight of it upon his shoulders, nor that he can’t sit upright. His mind is consumed with the thought of what would happen to him if he jumped without that parachute.  …

The second man put the parachute on solely to escape the jump to come, and because of his knowledge of what would happen to him without it, he has a deep-rooted joy and peace in his heart knowing that he’s saved from sure death. This knowledge gives him the ability to withstand the mockery of the other passengers. His attitude towards those who gave him the parachute is one of heart-felt gratitude. …

Now listen to what the modern gospel says. It says, “Put on the Lord Jesus Christ. He’ll give you love, joy, peace, fulfillment, and lasting happiness.” In other words, “Jesus will improve your flight.” So the sinner responds, and in an experimental fashion, puts on the Savior to see if the claims are true. And what does he get? The promised temptation, tribulation, and persecution. The other passengers mock him. So what does he do? He takes off the Lord Jesus Christ, he’s offended for the word’s sake (Mark 4:17), he’s disillusioned and somewhat embittered, and quite rightly so. … His latter end becomes worse than the first: another inoculated and bitter backslider. …

Saints, instead of preaching that Jesus improves the flight, we should be warning the passengers they’re going have to jump out of the plane. That it’s “appointed unto man once to die, but after this the judgment” (Heb. 9:27). And when a sinner understands the horrific consequences of breaking God’s law, then he will flee to the Savior solely to escape the wrath that’s to come. … Peace and joy are legitimate fruits of salvation, but it’s not legitimate to use these fruits as a draw card for salvation. …

A brand new stewardess is carrying a tray of boiling hot coffee. … As she’s walking down the aisle, she trips over someone’s foot and slops that boiling hot coffee all over the lap of our second passenger. Now what’s his reaction as that boiling liquid hits his tender flesh? Does he go, “Ssssfffff! Man that hurt”? Mmm-hhh. He feels the pain. But then does he rip the parachute from his shoulders, throw it to the floor and say, “The stupid parachute!”? No. Why should he? He didn’t put the parachute on for a better flight. He put it on to save him from the jump to come. If anything, the hot coffee incident causes him to cling tighter to the parachute and even look forward to the jump.

… If anything, tribulation drives the true believer closer to the Savior. And sadly we have literally multitudes of professing Christians who lose their joy and peace when the flight gets bumpy. Why? They’re the product of a man-centered gospel. They came lacking repentance, without which you can’t be saved.

The Thing That Goes Doink

Salvaged a couple of bamboo poles yesterday, hoping to make something arty (those who know me: stop sniggering!). Was just looking around on the net for ideas, and found The Thing That Goes Doink.
I’ve seen them around a bit, what a perfect name for them!

Shorthand

I’ve been thinking of learning shorthand. I feel like it would make taking notes at uni quicker.
Have you tried it? How did it go? Where do I start.

I need

I hope this old train breaks down
Then I could take a walk around
And, see what there is to see
And time is just a melody
All the people in the street
Walk as fast as their feet can take them
I just roll through town
And though my windows got a view
The frame I’m looking through
Seems to have no concern for now
So for now

I need this
Old train to breakdown
Oh please just
Let me please breakdown

Jack Johnson

Colour Blindness in the general population

Colour Blindness in the general

Colour Blindness in the general population

From here.

God’s motormouth looks to set us straight

SMH reports on Mark Driscoll.

Um

Just got back from a debate. I was told that I say ‘um’ and ‘ah’ a lot. I already knew that.

Not good for someone who wants to be a preacher. Help?

Arrived. (I feel like a santa tracker)

Well, the kids were sick but on the mend. So, I hope we get to head up to the Blue Mountains outside of Sydney today. Things are going well and we love the city. I met with Richard from the Burn Your Plastic Jesus event yesterday and we’re over 7000 tickets sold and hoping to sell it out in the next few weeks. And yes, the kids did a hilarious job on the video at the airport and have since helped themselves to my Photo Booth on the MacBook often so now they are amateur filmmakers. And, as you saw, they get their looks from their mom. Four out of five have blond hair just like her and could not be any cuter. Thanks for those praying for us and coming to hear me preach when the 30 sermon 11 day work portion of our Australia adventure commences.

Mark Driscoll, on his facebook.

Driscoll’s en route to Australia

Rules

“Break one of my rules once, and I’m bound to break many more. And if I’d done that, it would have been next to impossible to finish this race.”

Wise words from a guy who ran 100km in a day. (h/t Dave via Gordo)

“It’s about money!” The True Blessing

One of my Hillsong friends says that God wants to bless us. He’s right. And the greatest blessing is Himself! Knowing God is the greatest possible blessing, bought for us at great cost to himself.
Why, then, would God ‘bless’ us with anything that prevents us coming to him? That’s no blessing at all! The people in the first video love the blessings of God rather than God himself, and thus they forfeit the true and greatest blessing.

That’s why I hate the prosperity gospel.

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