Old drivers go slow

  1. The faster you need to get somewhere, the older the driver in front will be.
  2. It’s okay to tell a guy “You’ve really packed it on”… but not such a good thing to tell a girl.
  3. Almost everyone who uses the word “rocks”… doesn’t.
  4. The irony of speeding to get to church could only be topped by the awkwardness of explaining this to a cop. (so don’t speed!)
  5. Everything takes 3 times as long as you think it will, except when you allow for this effect – in which case it only takes as long as you thought it would in the first place.

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