Side effects of lots of study include excessive tea consumption, cabin fever, warped sense of humour, emergence of eccentricities and socially unacceptable behaviour (eg blogging).
(I was with friends once, and someone mentioned TheCrazyAustralian.com – I shushed him quickly. You don’t want too many real world people to find out you’re a blogger. *shudders at the thought*)

I hear only cool people shun tea and drink coffee.
I’ve heard that. Unfortunately all the cool people aren’t studying, so I had to drink tea to fit in.
Nope. All the cool people drink both.