Some Google searches that have lead here so far this year:

• dust floating in a sunshine – poetic…
• how to write crazy scentences - Ironic. Should’ve started by searching for ‘how to spell scentences’.
• the crazy man i met – do I know you?
• practising conversations in the mirror – Whatever floats your boat.
• my girlfriend shaved my lehs – I’m sorry to hear that.
• beware of false prophets who smile a lot – good tip!
• who are australia’s weirdest people? - check the comments section.
• savage chickens repeat until death

How’s that last one? I’m speechless.