I paid extra for an extended warranty on my new iPod (Woo!). The fine print reveals that it doesn’t cover ‘acts of God’.
So is the warranty worthless?
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So what acts does the warranty consider not to be of God?
Precisely.
Well, along side acts of God, it lists lightning and extreme environment (including extreme temperature or humidity). “Or other external causes” seems to cover just about everything else God has no control over…
Relax, “acts of God” has a very specific and completely secular definition in a legal context. It means an event which is entirely outside of human control.
haha my tongue is firmly planted inside my cheek, of course.
Mind you, I should like to meet the guy in charge of lighting and extreme humidity.
So what exactly does the warranty cover? It doesn’t cover stuff outside your control. Does it cover things you can control? For example, if I had an ipod, and Ezekiel did with it what he did to my mobile a few weeks ago – placed it inside a full glass of water – would it be covered? I’m guessing not … probably get out of it under the ‘extreme environment’ bit, hey?
So it doesn’t cover very much then … just any incompetency on the part of the robot that put it together?
P.S. If you meet the lightning guy, can you tell him to send a good batch my way?