Some Google searches that have lead here so far this year:
- dust floating in a sunshine – poetic…
- how to write crazy scentences - Ironic. Should’ve started by searching for ‘how to spell scentences’.
- the crazy man i met – do I know you?
- practising conversations in the mirror – Whatever floats your boat.
- my girlfriend shaved my lehs – I’m sorry to hear that.
- beware of false prophets who smile a lot – good tip!
- who are australia’s weirdest people? - check the comments section.
- savage chickens repeat until death
How’s that last one? I’m speechless.
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I got linked to (according to google analytics) by such fun phrases as “masturbation” and “stupid fucking atheists”
How do you find this out? I’ve often wondered that when I see all the searches people have found Dave with..?
Through metrics (analytic websites that track visitors). Google Analytics or Statcounter are my pics. If you’re at blogspot you might find you already have the former, if you dig around. (Hrmmm… maybe not. Try this.