20 minutes ago I made a big mistake.

I entrusted my safety to democracy. I offered to shave my legs if enough people voted for it.

20 minutes later and the votes stand at 12 votes for shaving and just 2 against!

I’m scared.

But I have faith in the good of humanity. There’s still 23 hours to go. If you have a shred of goodness in you, if any decency, if an ounce of love for me, if the slightest belief in the sanctity of a man’s leg hair – please! – vote to save me from the shave! Think of the children!

Save the shave!

UPDATE: Too late.

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