“We’re married in God’s eyes.” No, God’s eyes are blazing fire… you’re not married in his eyes, your kindling.”

Mark Driscoll Angry

If you haven’t been offended by him, you probably haven’t heard of him. Mark Driscoll, who used to be nicknamed ‘The Cussing Pastor’, lives by this philosophy:

‘If Jesus says it, I’m gonna stick it in your face. Get used to it,’

He’s definitely not your traditional pastor. He preaches unshaven, wearing jeans and a t-shirt that says ‘Jesus watches you smoke weed’.

“I like having a beard — ’cause I grow one every 37 seconds. … I’m like a freaking chia pet.”

His church, Mars Hill Church, has just begun services in a nightclub. The music takes an indie-rock flavor. Two bouncers flank the stage. With tight, black T-shirts and folded arms that accentuate their biceps, they stare down the congregation. Not everyone likes him. Mark has occasionally preached in a bulletproof vest following death threats. Once a man wielding a knife stormed the stage.

“Go home! Enjoy yourselves! Eat good food, but don’t be a glutton. Drink good wine, but don’t get drunk. Chase your spouse around, but don’t be perverted… unless they like it.

uh, that was probably too much. I’m going to pray now before I get myself fired.”

Despite living in the ‘second most unchurched city in America’ where there are more dogs than Christians, despite his offensive jokes, despite the disapproval of more traditional church leaders, it seems people are flocking to hear Mark Driscoll. People arrive early to save seats for their friends. At the Good Friday services, hundreds who couldn’t get seats stood in the carpark and listened on speakers. Why do they come?

“Jesus’ mom was a poor, unwed teenage girl who was mocked for claiming she conceived via the Holy Spirit. Most people thought she concocted a crazy story to cover the ‘fact’ she was knocking boots with some guy in the backseat of a car at the prom”

One reason is that he’s damn funny. Critics have said he could have been a stand-up comedian.

“You grow up in the church, and for years and years you hear that SEX is dirty, SEX is wrong, SEX is nasty, SEX is evil, SEX is inappropriate … so save it for your WIFE.”

He isn’t afraid to tackle the tough issues head on, stick to the hard truths, and he doesn’t care who he offends in the process.

And he’s coming to the Central Coast. Stay tuned.

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