TCA is officially tired.

The Crazy Australian

The Cussing Pastor Coming to the Coast

March 29th, 2008 by hayesy

“We’re married in God’s eyes.” No, God’s eyes are blazing fire… you’re not married in his eyes, your kindling.”

Mark Driscoll Angry

If you haven’t been offended by him, you probably haven’t heard of him. Mark Driscoll, who used to be nicknamed ‘The Cussing Pastor’, lives by this philosophy:

‘If Jesus says it, I’m gonna stick it in your face. Get used to it,’

He’s definitely not your traditional pastor. He preaches unshaven, wearing jeans and a t-shirt that says ‘Jesus watches you smoke weed’.

“I like having a beard — ’cause I grow one every 37 seconds. … I’m like a freaking chia pet.”

His church, Mars Hill Church, has just begun services in a nightclub. The music takes an indie-rock flavor. Two bouncers flank the stage. With tight, black T-shirts and folded arms that accentuate their biceps, they stare down the congregation. Not everyone likes him. Mark has occasionally preached in a bulletproof vest following death threats. Once a man wielding a knife stormed the stage.

“Go home! Enjoy yourselves! Eat good food, but don’t be a glutton. Drink good wine, but don’t get drunk. Chase your spouse around, but don’t be perverted… unless they like it.

uh, that was probably too much. I’m going to pray now before I get myself fired.”

Despite living in the ’second most unchurched city in America’ where there are more dogs than Christians, despite his offensive jokes, despite the disapproval of more traditional church leaders, it seems people are flocking to hear Mark Driscoll. People arrive early to save seats for their friends. At the Good Friday services, hundreds who couldn’t get seats stood in the carpark and listened on speakers. Why do they come?

“Jesus’ mom was a poor, unwed teenage girl who was mocked for claiming she conceived via the Holy Spirit. Most people thought she concocted a crazy story to cover the ‘fact’ she was knocking boots with some guy in the backseat of a car at the prom”

One reason is that he’s damn funny. Critics have said he could have been a stand-up comedian.

“You grow up in the church, and for years and years you hear that SEX is dirty, SEX is wrong, SEX is nasty, SEX is evil, SEX is inappropriate … so save it for your WIFE.”

He isn’t afraid to tackle the tough issues head on, stick to the hard truths, and he doesn’t care who he offends in the process.

And he’s coming to the Central Coast. Stay tuned.

Filed under Uncategorized . Don't forget to . Scroll down for comments.

(Supposedy) Related posts:

Trackbacks/Pings

  1. The Cussing Pastor Coming to the Coast
  2. Mark Driscoll On The Central Coast - Rumours Have Been Confirmed » Violin Kid : Official Site
  3. Burn Your Plastic Jesus » The Crazy Australian
  4. Burn Your Plastic Jesus: Mark Driscoll Tickets on sale now » The Crazy Australian
  5. Our God is a God who saves? » The Crazy Australian
  6. Driscoll on the Coast » The Crazy Australian
  7. *Crosstalk Alert* Watch Your Mouth! - Reformata
  8. Spurgeon is the man » The Crazy Australian
  9. Comments

  10. Kristian

    Critics have said he could have been a stand-up comedian.

    He’s mentioned a couple of times that he’s a fan of Chris Rock – undoubtedly it shows in his effective use of humour. When a clip of him was shown up at Mens Convention, the laughter from the thousands of men nearly drowned out what Driscoll was actually saying.

    Humour aside, God’s working powerfully through him. Can’t wait to regiter for Engage.

  11. VK

    its gonna be madd. im pumped. wat a great blog this site is indeed.

  12. hayesy

    yeah I’m pretty excited!
    Thanks for the comment Kristian, you’re right – I’ve heard him say that too.
    And praise God for what He is doing through him!

  13. Tom Becker

    God works “IN SPITE” of him, not through him.  And if you don’t like that, tough!

  14. hayesy

    Thanks for your comment, Tom. I have no doubt that what is happening at Mars Hill is a great working of God, and Him alone.

    But this is true for everybody. Thank God that He does work in spite of us! Not only that, but He works in spite of us by using us. What a privelige!

    Not everyone likes Driscoll, thats fine. I find most of them have never listened to him, but thats fine as well. You should know, however, that in writing this post I have selected the most controversial things he has said in order to raise interest in him. This post would not be a fair one on which to judge him.

  15. Eddie

    I heard Mark Driscoll preach, I won’t say people are not saved through this ministry, my feelings are mixed. I agree one can use humor (sarcastic ones especially) to make a point but one must tread carefully especially when your preaching to a congregation.  He is no George Whitfield, John Wesley or Charles Spurgeon.  One must watch their words very carefully, God is holy and just as well as loving.  He deserves no less respect than the one we give to our parents.  Foul language and crude jokes has no place in the church nor in the believer’s mouth

  16. Tom

    That’s fine but I’m not judging Driscoll, I’m just saying God works in spite of him. But there is the respect thing as the last commenter posted. We are called to be holy because He is holy. Too many so called pastors do not have a sense of respect and reverence from the pulpit. We are all  to be holy, but in my opinion men who are pastors and shepherds really  need to exemplify this.

  17. SmartLX

    That’s an interesting point to me, Tom, because “holy” can mean a few different things.  Are you saying that besides trying to be Christ-like, Christians and especially preachers should aspire to be God-like?

  18. Tom

    I’m not saying anything. The Word of God says to be Holy because I am Holy.

    We are also to be set apart from the world.  Look into the word and check the greek to see what that means.

    Tom

  19. hayesy

    Tom, Mark agrees with you and has confessed and repented – listen to his sermon from Philippeans on humility.

    He isn’t perfect, true, but then nobody is. God does work in spite of him, true, but I think you are on dangerous ground if you are suggesting that God works in spite
    of him moreso than he works in spite of, say, yourself or favourite preacher.

    I think God because people are being saved, because Jesus’ name is being proclaimed and magnified, because Mark is reaching demographics untouched by most other efforts, because he is bold in viciously defending core truths with one hand. I thank God because in Mark, Christian men see an example of a father who loves Jesus, loves his wife, loves his children, and loves his congregation; without becoming more effeminate than the lady who runs Sunday School.

    Yes, Mark is still being sanctified. I thank God for that too, and for his example of willing and quick repentance.

    SmartLX, there is only one option in your question:
    Are you saying that besides trying to be Christ-like, Christians and especially preachers should aspire to be God-like?
    To be Christ-like is to be God-like (“Whoever has seen me has seen the Father” John 14:9).

  20. Tom

    Talk about cutting someone down, what’s this about becoming effeminate? Can you explain where you’re going with that or where he’s going with that?

  21. hayesy

    Not aimed at any particular person. Perhaps the culture is different where you are from, but around here many ministers are not very masculine.
    Church attendence is much higher among women than men, generally and locally.

    My comment was mainly that its great to see someone showing that you can be a Christian man.

    One example I could find:
    Linda Kelso, who attends the Wedgwood campus, found the church’s insistence that men “step up” refreshing. “I have seen all my life very passive men, and I think the men at Mars Hill have a focus and are pursuing something,”
    I should also say that at times he can take it too far.

  22. Luke C

    Hey Tom before you start taking the speck out of Mark Driscoll’s eye you might want to check for whatever logs you have in yours first.

  23. BO JUSTIN MCLEOD

    thank you for coming to sydney on the 27/08/08 and speking for us it was so cool to hear what you had to say about sydney mate love it so much if you have time come and talk at my church at campbelltown city baptist church it will be lovely to hear from you

    thank you for the best night of my life

  24. Luke C

    Wow, that must’ve been some talk you gave TCA…

  25. hayesy

    BO Justin, thanks for your comment. Glad you enjoyed it! I’ll pass your feedback along to Mark.

    Luke – I’ve been practising :P

  26. Allan Svensson

    Hi.
    I found your Web Site by Google
    And I wish you the best you can get,
    the peace of God through Jesus Christ.

    Welcome to visit my Site.
    Allan Svensson, Sweden

    Why does the revival tarry? It is because God’s
    people tarry to obey the powerful command of
    the Lord in Rev. 18:4. This is the most powerful
    revival message of the Lord to his people in our time.
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/INDEX.HTM

    As in the days of Lot, it is now. Lot was not interested
    to leave Sodom. God sent two angels to rescue him,
    and they must persuade him to leave Sodom. When
    he yet lingered, one of the angels said to him:
    “Flee for your life sake …”
    Just like as Lot, God’s people are not interested to
    leave the great Babylon, but finally they must flee
    for their life from there.
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/PAGE88.HTM

    God’s people are destroyed for lack of knowledge
    because their preachers have rejected knowledge.
    Hosea 4:6-11. Instead to preaching the truth of the
    Assembly of God, they have preached lies about the
    Assembly of God. The Pentecostalists have abused
    the expression “Assembly of God” and used it as a
    name of their church.

    The coming revival, a nameless revival
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/POWERFUL.HTM

    Why was the Pentecostal Revival stopped?
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/CRISIS.HTM

  27. SmartLX

    Blimey, someone came here to proselytise to you? Could be an interesting exchange if it’s more than just a hit-and-run.

  28. hayesy

    haha somehow I don’t think he’ll be back (try this search).

Leave a Reply