“Dear Jesus, I pray for my chicken who we sent to the farm because he turned into a rooster, that he would have a good time…” — One of my Sunday School boys
And:
“… then we played the best game of twister ever… because, like, we’re all gymnasts…” – My little sister (who does gymnastics at national level)

Gold!
Made me actually lol. Pretty good effort for a monday morning
I’m assuming that was my son with the rooster/chicken, and I just want to back him up and say that did actually happen, and it is something that chickens with a lack of a dominant male can change as they have both sets of everything they need. Still hilarious, and everyone thinks we’re completely mental, but he’she went from laying eggs one week, to the full comb and everything, and crowing every morning!
Hey Laura, great to see you online!
Yeah, I thought it was fair dinkum – which just makes it all the funnier!!!