What is it with old people and telling you your shoelaces are undone?
The routine for meeting new people seems to be: look them in the eye, say g’day, and check their shoes.
At least their making themselves useful to society. I wonder how many people are alive today thanks to these dedicated individuals…
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At least their making themselves useful to society
You mean:
At least THEY’RE making themselves…
Good pickup. I’ve been doing that a bit lately… its worrying…
Wear laceless shoes, problem solved.
haha